"Work hard, play hard and f#ck hard"

My name is Gus.

***** You don't love me! You just love my magic penis! *****

***** I SPEAK SOFTLY BUT CARRY A BIG 'STICK.'*****

I am part of a comedy group called drunk idiots. Check out our new lame ass website. (WWW.THEDRUNKIDIOTS.COM) We do a live talk show most Saturday evenings.

Email: gus@thedrunkidiots.com
I also am known to 'create' some insane CD's.
Only men with small penis' drive SUVs. I am big where it counts. (My heart you perv!)

Have you ever been fascinated
by someone who's
words just seem to penetrate you?

You find yourself looking
and you can't look away
and the more that you try
the more that gaze stays

riveted here
where you want it to be
cause you know that there's something
you just have to see.

As you listen so close
and you start to wonder
what it would feel like
to be falling under

a spell, mmm so magic
being spun by the sound
of a voice whose rich warmth
was spreading on down.

Have you ever experienced
instantaneous connection?
To the point where your thoughts moved
mmmm...
just one direction?

People sometimes ask,
Please ... just a kiss!
Funny how you find yourself
wishing the same wish.

Your mind is amazing
when you really
let it go.
As you find yourself picturing
mmm .. you know?

As the warmth of that voice
takes on a glow
spreading and pulsing
where you want it to go.

I will tell you all you desire...
ME...I know.
You step out of what was
invited, slipped inside,
feels like warm rain
between your sighs

and it's not important
that you find
every inhibition
is left far behind.

As you recall how it feels
to be so in love
and you see that image of us
up above.

You see at last
who you've finally found
what you've looked for
and longed for
has finally come round.


*****My face might be ugly, but at least I've got a big dick*****